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I Can't Understand Why You Don't Get Any Mail From Me. Perhaps It's Because I Haven't Been Writing

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies Like A Banana

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.