Time Wounds All Heels.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Man Does Not Control His Own Fate. The Women In His Life Do That For Him.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.