Time Wounds All Heels.

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.