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Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

A Man Who Says He Can See Through A Woman Is Missing A Lot.-groucho Marx A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

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A Child Of Five Would Understand This. Send Someone To Fetch A Child Of Five.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.