That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is

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Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

How Would You Like To Feel The Way She Looks?

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?