That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.