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A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.