Before I Speak, I Have Something Important

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs