Before I Speak, I Have Something Important

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.