Making Love To Your Wife Is Like

Mr.blank's Reputation As A Card Shark Had Preceded Him. No One Accused Him Of Being Dishonest, But On The Other Hand No One Accused Him Of Being Honest.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.