You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.