Love Flies Out The Door When Money

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.