Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.