Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water. And East Is East And West Is West And If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Applesauce They Taste Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does. Now You Tell Me What You Know.

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

Any Place I Hang My Head Is Home.

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.