I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old