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I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

I Made A Killing On Wall Street A Few Years Ago...i Shot My Broker.