Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.