If He's Been Married For 31 Years,

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.