She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

Gentlemen, Chicolini Here May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot. I Implore You, Send Him Back To His Father And Brothers, Who Are Waiting For Him With Open Arms In The Penitentiary. I Suggest That We Give Him Ten Years In Leavenworth, Or Eleven Years In Twelveworth.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.