I Worked My Way Up From Nothing

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.