If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.