If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.

I Am A Man And You Are A Woman. I Can't Think Of A Better Arrangement.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.