She's So In Love With Me, She

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.