You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.