You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

I Love To Read. My Education Is Self-inflicted

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.