You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.