Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.