Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While