Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

I Am A Man And You Are A Woman. I Can't Think Of A Better Arrangement.