And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me,

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.