And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me,

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.