And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me,

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

Now There's A Man With An Open Mind - You Can Feel The Breeze From Here!

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.