Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

The Arab And The Camel Are Inseparable. It's Been Said That And Arab Would Give Up His Wife Rather Than Give Up His Camel. Personally, I Haven't Got A Camel, But I Think It's A Great Idea.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down