Was That You Or The Duck?

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.