Was That You Or The Duck?

You Get A Canoe Later And I'll Paddle You.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.