Was That You Or The Duck?

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.