Was That You Or The Duck?

Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You.

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

A Child Of Five Would Understand This. Send Someone To Fetch A Child Of Five.