Was That You Or The Duck?

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.

The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue And A Half-concealed Stiletto. It Was A Sort Of Intellectual Slaughterhouse.