I Met My Wife On A Ferry

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

Was That You Or The Duck?

I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before It's Time! Ok, It's Time.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)