You're Only As Young As The Woman

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

I Am A Man And You Are A Woman. I Can't Think Of A Better Arrangement.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.