You're Only As Young As The Woman

I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.

I Have Nothing But Respect For You -- And Not Much Of That.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

Don’t Ever Underestimate The Importance Of Money. I Know It’s Often Been Said That Money Won’t Make You Happy And This Is Undeniably True, But Everything Else Being Equal, It’s A Lovely Thing To Have Around The House.

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.