You're Only As Young As The Woman

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?