Anyone Who Says He Can See Through

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.