I Have Nothing But Respect For You

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much