Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

I Am A Man And You Are A Woman. I Can't Think Of A Better Arrangement.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.