Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

I Made A Killing On Wall Street A Few Years Ago...i Shot My Broker.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.