I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth Makes People Inhuman

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.