Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

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