Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.