Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.