You Get A Canoe Later And I'll

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!