You Get A Canoe Later And I'll

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!