You Know I Could Rent You Out

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me