You Know I Could Rent You Out

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?