I Remember The First Time I Had

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

A Man Who Says He Can See Through A Woman Is Missing A Lot.-groucho Marx A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Man Does Not Control His Own Fate. The Women In His Life Do That For Him.