Only If The Computers Really Love Each

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

Wages? You Want To Be Wage Slaves? Answer Me That! Of Course Not. What Is It That Makes Wage Slaves? Wages! I Want You To Be Free. Strike Off Your Chains! Strike Up The Band! Strike Three You're Out! Remember, There's Nothing Like Liberty, Except Colliers And The Saturday Evening Post. Be Free, Now And Forever. One And Individual. One For All And All For Me, And Tea For Two And Six For A Quarter.