If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"