Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going My Way

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!