Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?