If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?