If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before It's Time! Ok, It's Time.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

Africa Is God's Country, And He Can Have It.