Any Place I Hang My Head Is

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.