Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically