Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!