Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.