Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

I Could Dance With You Till The Cows Come Home. Better Still, I'll Dance With The Cows And You Come Home." Groucho Marx Was Never One To Pass Up An Opportunity For A Play On Words And This Occurs In His Dialogue Of The 1933 Film Duck Soup.