Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far

Yes, Darling, Let Me Cover Your Face With Kisses-on Second Thought, Just Let Me Cover Your Face

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.