I Have A Mind To Join A

He Thinks I Look Alike!

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water. And East Is East And West Is West And If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Applesauce They Taste Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does. Now You Tell Me What You Know.

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.