You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

Mrs. Teasdale Congratulates Him On His Coronation And Sovereignty: "the Eyes Of The World Are Upon You. Notables From Every Country Are Gathered Here In Your Honor. This Is A Gala Day For You." Firefly Replies: "well, A Gal A Day Is Enough For Me. I Don't Think I Could Handle Any More."