You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

I Am A Man And You Are A Woman. I Can't Think Of A Better Arrangement.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added