You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

Always Examine The Dice.