You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

A Moose Is An Animal With Horns On The Front Of Its Head And A Hunting Lodge Wall On The Back Of It

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.