Always Examine The Dice.

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.