Always Examine The Dice.

A Moose Is An Animal With Horns On The Front Of Its Head And A Hunting Lodge Wall On The Back Of It

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.