I Can See You In The Kitchen

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

He Thinks I Look Alike!

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.