Only One Man In A Thousand Is

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.