Marry Me And I'll Never Look At

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down