Marry Me And I'll Never Look At

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.

Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!